Welcome! We, the Peasant People, are excited you've decided to drop by. Let's start by introducing you to our cast of characters:
There's Peasant Woman, the inspiration,
and me, her Peasant Daughter,
as well as a host of revolving characters. They include
my husband, Kimo,
and my infant son, Mali Zub (Little Tooth), pronounced Mah-lee Zoob,
as well as the occasional cameo by my Peasant Brother
and his Peasant Family.
Now that we've got that out of the way, let's go ahead and begin.