I fear we're turning Mali Zub (Mah-lee Zoob) into a crack addict. We started giving Little Tooth Baby Tylenol when he turned five months old and began teething like a motherfucker. Now when he sees us (and our little pink dropper full of baby-crack) coming, he opens up his mouth and his eyes start to roll back into his head. And he's still fourteen years away from high school.